tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post5203834756871485998..comments2023-12-20T04:18:41.617-06:00Comments on The Hunting of the Snark: PrioritiesSusan of Texashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00076915322771385454noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-28842475074854500862013-10-17T21:47:29.008-05:002013-10-17T21:47:29.008-05:00There's an epoxy varnish called Glaze Coat wit...There's an epoxy varnish called Glaze Coat with the advertising tagline, "Just one coat equals 70 coats of varnish."<br /><br />So basically, McArdle read that on the label and then being the self-aggrandizing weirdo that she is, she decided it would make her sound like a real do-it-yourselfer if she used that sales pitch to claim that she had actually put 70 coats of varnish on her counter.<br /><br />Nevermind that it generally takes several hours or more for a thin coat of varnish to cure, meaning that it would take a couple weeks of varnishing during every waking hour in order to apply 70 coats. Also she would have poisoned herself by that point.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-589158771579033662013-10-17T13:02:50.888-05:002013-10-17T13:02:50.888-05:00Thanks, aimai!
"Ain't nobody got time ...Thanks, aimai!<br /><br /><br /><br />"Ain't nobody got time for that."<br /><br />Heh. Who are you to question the might expertise of Mrs. Megan McArdle!!Susan of Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00076915322771385454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-16211778229971660062013-10-15T10:10:13.320-05:002013-10-15T10:10:13.320-05:00Susan you have been missed!Susan you have been missed!aimaihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03956073425680585780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-89387796969294163062013-10-15T07:20:27.791-05:002013-10-15T07:20:27.791-05:00Maybe the New York Times will print an article on ...Maybe the New York Times will print an article on elite table setting and housekeeping, and McArdle will get a clue. It's not just about spending money, it's also about creating an attractive and pleasant home life. Plate your food, polish your furniture, set your table. It only takes a few minutes.Susan of Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00076915322771385454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-81200723786192128082013-10-14T19:21:47.249-05:002013-10-14T19:21:47.249-05:00by the way, she got a photo of her dining table. ...by the way, she got a photo of her dining table. It looks filthy, like it's never been waxed or properly cleaned. She doesn't use a table cloth or place mats. The table looks like it was garbage picked. I didn't even eat like that in college and I'm a guy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-37119536996283355822013-10-14T19:17:39.600-05:002013-10-14T19:17:39.600-05:00Moar mac and cheese from McMegan this p.m. Only c...Moar mac and cheese from McMegan this p.m. Only calls for about three pounds of cheese. Recipe proportions are in metric weights for some reason--because it's Megan. What kind of a home cook can even measure out "one kilogram" of milk, in America anyway? what a jerk. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-86339005044891452682013-10-14T07:40:30.310-05:002013-10-14T07:40:30.310-05:00(psst it was 70 coats)(psst it was 70 coats)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-19639659353307698712013-10-11T12:25:18.120-05:002013-10-11T12:25:18.120-05:00Bite your tongue! I want her to advise us on cooki...Bite your tongue! I want her to advise us on cooking as often as possible!Susan of Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00076915322771385454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-69938560347633481062013-10-11T12:07:34.836-05:002013-10-11T12:07:34.836-05:00Welcome back. (Agent Smith voice) We missed you.....Welcome back. (Agent Smith voice) We missed you...<br /><br />Again, I have to say: Shut up, Megan, and just explain economic phenomena to those of us who don't have an MBA. Do NOT undertake to analyze politics. Do NOT instruct us in cooking. Do NOT offer Xmas gift suggestions. Do NOT present tips on performing veterinary procedures on your own dog or cat at home to save big bux. Do NOT do anything else.<br /><br />And, now that I think of it, do NOT explain economic phenomena to us. Just do not do anything. Join a women's basketball league. You've got the height for it.Mr. Wonderfulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-79663204859398401862013-10-11T10:25:52.351-05:002013-10-11T10:25:52.351-05:00Having seen Megan's kitchen, I'd rather no...Having seen Megan's kitchen, I'd rather not imagine a world she's designed. Anatole Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09475202797984385346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-74604249282708774702013-10-11T08:14:45.767-05:002013-10-11T08:14:45.767-05:00If only there was a Narcissist Party for her to jo...If only there was a Narcissist Party for her to join.<br /><br />It's always funny when she tries to figure out things she has no expertise in on her own when she has a rabid fanbase that could answer any of her questions pretty simply if she asked.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-38194979052005284602013-10-10T13:45:44.898-05:002013-10-10T13:45:44.898-05:0050 coats! No! 60!50 coats! No! 60!Susan of Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00076915322771385454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-30420932503911912062013-10-10T13:35:44.450-05:002013-10-10T13:35:44.450-05:00"Government is much bigger, and stupider, tha..."Government is much bigger, and stupider, than it would be in a world designed by me."<br /><br />HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA<br /><br />Poison countertops for everyone!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-2486146604505359152013-10-10T13:26:13.942-05:002013-10-10T13:26:13.942-05:00Oh hell. She's repeating her imaginary drug pr...Oh hell. She's repeating her imaginary drug profits bs again. I don't have time for this.Susan of Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00076915322771385454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-56320251791409157212013-10-10T12:36:55.287-05:002013-10-10T12:36:55.287-05:00Maybe everyone is right and if I don't say her...Maybe everyone is right and if I don't say her name she'll disappear.Susan of Texashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00076915322771385454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-49030655066308018562013-10-10T12:23:41.299-05:002013-10-10T12:23:41.299-05:00Coincidentally, Ms. Megan McArdle decided to write...<i>Coincidentally, Ms. Megan McArdle decided to write about the shutdown yesterday</i><br /><br />Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!<br /><br />(<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWXwuhboZpA" rel="nofollow">Maybe it would work on McArdle?</a>)<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2222630007427380394.post-74951941893226842492013-10-10T11:54:32.936-05:002013-10-10T11:54:32.936-05:00On the positive side, Megan is aware that nobody g...On the positive side, Megan is aware that nobody goes to her for advice.<br /><br />On the negative, she still has no idea <i>why</i> they don't.<br /><br />Mary Worth's fans <a href="http://www.jsonline.com/comics/32402404.html?feature_id=Mary_Worth&feature_date=2013-10-10" rel="nofollow">can explain.<br /></a>Downpuppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10312490198813632190noreply@blogger.com