1. Gas up car. (Ouch!)
2. Print out marriage license.
3. E-Mail podcasts of confessions to Father Benedictine.
4. Call dressmaker to see if alteration is finished on mom's wedding gown. Pick up wedding dress!!!!111!!!!.
5. Bouqet and boutaneer.(sp?)
6. Wedding rings. (Ouch! gold is expensive but your worth it "Mittens"!)
7. The Talk with mom. Yikes!
8. Negligee from the internet site mom used to block. Honeymoon, here I come!
Well, as I have always heard, marriage is really just a state of mind. In K-Lo's instance, perhaps a totally bat shit crazy state of mind...
ReplyDeleteWhere do you suppose she has her gift registry? Target? Shop.com for the history of the LDS?
Susan, do you have a gift in mind?
I imagine K-Lo would register here. As for a present, a nice white Temple dress would probably be appropriate.
ReplyDeleteShould I ask how you consistently nail K-Lo?
ReplyDeletewere you raised Catholic?
Heh. Yes, I was converted to Catholicism when my mother remarried, although I was born a WASP. K-Lo's a familiar type to me; someone who believes with her entire heart, loves her image of God, and couldn't be more self-delusional if she tried.
ReplyDeleteK-Lo wears a metaphorical burqa, and is too stupid or afraid to realize it.