Shorter Megan: Poor, innocent Chrysler was badly run by the UAW.
(Is this era of being robbed by the upper class over yet? Can we get to the pitchforks now?)
Shorter Megan II: Bankers, who are the smartest, best educated, hardest working people in the room, are hapless victims of the economic crises that we somehow happen to have found ourselves in.
Shorter, III: Universal health care is bad because we don't have enough doctors to help everyone. And if it's free, everyone will misuse the system. I know this because I am an Oracle of the Gods, or because it's what I would do.
Less Short Shorter, IV:
Maxine Waters is crazy to ask banks why they are increasing credit card fees and cutting credit limits when they are getting bailout funds!
[Megan] My bank is raising my credit card fees and I bet they'll want more bailout money too!