Monday, April 5, 2010
Meet Ross Douthat
Hi! I'm Ross Douthat. The New York Times is paying me a fortune to say that all news reporting should be biased. Since liberals are Democratic Party hacks and conservatives are much more independent-minded, all shows should be hosted by men like Michael Kinsley, Pat Buchanan, Tucker Carlson and Robert Novak. All news shows should only have conservative guests as well, like on "The Daily Show." Or maybe Gore Vidal. You know who's just like Gore Vidal? Glenn Beck!