Yes, I'm still gone but I figured out how to solve our political problems. Become Republicans.
Later: As always, we need to find the enemy's greatest strength and use it against him. Since political authoritarianism is currently too strong to undermine or nullify with a competing authority we are forced to find an authority they will accept. Therefore we must become Republicans, take over their tea parties, support liberal Republicans, who will be empowered by the addition of a new voting bloc, and take over the party. Then we will elect our new liberal Republican government, who will start imposing laws that chip away at the current ones which empower corporate control over the government.