Dear Maggie

Dear Mrs. (Maggie) Gallagher,

Congratulations on your successful campaign to co-opt Carrie Prejean to your cause. For a long time now you have soldiered on in the trenches, pushing your message against divorce and for marriage. Your first big success was anonymously using your status as an unwed mother to urge the punishment of unwed mothers. Then your meddling in gay marriage also helped you gain pundit prominence. You haven't been this famous since it was revealed that you took bribes from Bush's administration to support his policies.

And now you've made a young, beautiful woman the face of your organization. Whom do you think the network bookers will call now--you, or her?

With my deepest sympathy for your stupidity,

Susan