Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Fooled Me Again

Shorter Jonah Goldberg: If conservatives just had a chance they'd win elections. Instead we had to watch Bush give out TARP money.

That's right, schmuck. Bush is one of them, you are not. The elite paid wingnuttia to do a job, they didn't adopt them.

4 comments:

Downpuppy said...

Of course he's bitter. His brother lost his race for city council, and his job as a tour guide.

Someday I'll learn to post links without help, but it's Aimai:

http://nomoremister.blogspot.com/2009/11/i-guess-jonah-goldberg-is-smart.html

& the horses mouth:

http://goldbergforcouncil.com/Resume/

Anonymous said...

This guy's a joke. Are we to believe that Obama won the election because Bush "wasn't conservative enough" or something?

I honestly don't follow this line of reasoning. Are we really supposed to think the country's taken a Democratic leaning because hard-line conservatives voted Obama? Really? WTF is Goldberg's point?

Downpuppy said...

Nah. The point is that Bush wasn't a Real Conservative.

Because he sucked. And Conservatism can't suck.

As they say in the Vaterland of Liberal Fascism - Das Ubliche.

Susan of Texas said...

Jonah the Ass thinks Bush was compassionate, because he catered to the business lobby who wanted immigrants to do the US's dirty work for peanuts. He's fricking brilliant, isn't he?

I read he's working on a new book. Lucky us.