Oh, so that's what the black helicopters were for.

Merciful goodness, look what's going on while nobody's looking. Mrs. Rendition and Mrs. Man Without A Country, Jr. were here in mah little ole' home town.

First Book and HarperCollins Children’s Books are giving away a million
dollars’ worth of brand-new books to students across the nation this year, and
to celebrate, First Lady Laura Bush and her daughter Jenna came to HISD’s Kate
Bell Elementary School.
The Bushes visited Bell on May 1, where they read aloud from their new book, Read All About It!, to about 60 second-grade students in the school’s library.
Each second-grader received a free copy of the Bushes’ book, and every student at the school received a new book to take home as part of First Book’s national distribution, made possible by their longtime publishing partner, HarperCollins Children’s Books.

I wonder if they visited the in-laws Grammy Bitca and Gramps? That would be like, I dunno, torture or something. At the very least they were inflating sales numbers while getting good press.

God, that girl can't get pregnant and fat and off the national press soon enough for me. And that medicated zombie she calls a mother either. They make my heart and soul ache.