Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Tragedy, Comedy, Same Thing

Oh you silly conservatives. Do you really want to know why liberals are all over the Palin stories? Because they're hysterical. We're laughing our heads off. At you.

Levi Johnston's mother said her 18-year-old son left Alaska on Tuesday
morning to join the Palin family at the convention where Sen. John McCain will
officially receive the Republican nomination for president. The boy's mother,
Sherry Johnston, said there had been no pressure put on her son to marry
17-year-old Bristol Palin and the two teens had made plans to wed before it was
known she was pregnant.

"This is just a bonus," Johnston said.

It's a bonus. Oh God, I can't take any more.


Righteous Bubba said...

Not bonus, bonu$.

Susan of Texas said...

The child support alone after the inevitable annulment will make it all worthwhile.