For reasons too complicated to go into, I'm back on the rental housing market,You know what? This really doesn't matter. Sure, it's symptomatic of McArdle's lack of competency, knowledge of how the world works, and grasp on reality, but in the end, it only affects her and whomever is putting her up and storing her copious personal possessions until she finds a place.
and it's basically impossible to find anything on Craigslist because of all the
listings responding to, as far as I can tell, a surging demand that exists only
in urban legend.
Good luck, McArdle. Knowing you, you're going to need it.