Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Monday, March 9, 2009

Less Tall Megan

Ooooh, Megan McArdle was busy. The Shorters:

The best people to fix a bad situation are the people who deliberately created it.

I'm afraid my credit line will be cut, which would be unfair.

We bought a mattress recently.

I have aaaaaaaabsolutely no idea what I'm talking about.


Anonymous said...

"But mattresses don't break; the only reason you get a new one is either that you're flush, or you've changed your living situation."

Technically, they don't "break," but they do get worn out to the point where they're actually bad for your back and have to be replaced. I suppose our spoiled Upper West Side girl was never penniless enough to learn this the hard way.

Susan of Texas said...

Why is she babbling about where to invest your money, anyway? It's really not a good time to be throwing money at the stock market. Irrational actions for irrational people.