Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Quintessionally Megan

Shorter: You know, this Depression might work out very well for me.

What can one say that hasn't already been said?

UPDATE SHORTER: Very well for me.

SECOND UPDATE: Fat people will be with us always. And have I mentioned lately that I'm obsessed with body image?


clever pseudonym said...

"I just booked a same-day hair appointment with the woman who cuts my hair."

As opposed to booking a hair appointment with the guy who cuts her lawn?

Susan of Texas said...

Her hairdresser is not just anybody--she is noted all throughout DC for her skill. It takes an elite hair dresser to cut elite hair, you know.

Retardo said...

Is that the same hairdresser who put the ladybug on top of Megan's head? If it is I don't think she does a very good job.

Susan of Texas said...

I have a feeling that Megan skipped the hairdresser last time, so she can't be blamed. The CNN people did a great job with her hair. It looked like it belonged to a different person and was loaned out for the occasion.

Anonymous said...

What is "quintessionally" - do you mean quintessentially?