Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Twit Tweets

Kathryn Jean Lopez:

amazingly i got through security here at columbus airport with a copy of david limbaugh's crimes against liberty, with obama on the cover.
about 2 hours ago via web


You mean the Liberal Police (Obama Squad) didn't pick her up, torture her until she sang "We Are The World," stuff her full of birth control pills and drop her off in a gay orgy? What is this ObamaNation coming to?

10 comments:

Clever Pseudonym said...

As if security gives a @#$% what she's reading. She really is stunningly stupid.

Spy Hill said...

K-Lo is heartbroken. She waved her book in the face of that burly, broad-shouldered security guard, and he didn't even offer to strip search her.

Anonymous said...

Because airport security loves Obama? Or something? I'm so confused? Or is it because there were black security guards?

Clever Pseudonym said...

Because of the country-wide librul conspiracy to persecute conservatives. The poor dears. She was only given a pass this time around because we were content after going for Dr. Laura's throat and taking away her First Amendment rights by telling her she sucks. K-Lo won't be so lucky next time.

Anonymous said...

If she's sincerely amazed, she's even stupider than I had imagined. If not, she's even more of a liar than I had thought.

Great alternatives.

Batocchio said...

They really do convince themselves sometimes that Liberal! FASCISM!!! is real.

Also, I think I saw that movie you describe.

KWillow said...

Very odd indeed! My traveling companion and friend from High School had her luggage searched because she was carrying an omnibus Jane Austen book!

Anonymous said...

In Columbus, Ohio? That bastion of liberalism?

I was just there. I think they'd only stop you if you were were wearing U Mich gear.

Anonymous said...

"My traveling companion and friend from High School had her luggage searched because she was carrying an omnibus Jane Austen book!"

I somehow doubt that there's a direct cause and effect there.

Batocchio said...

I somehow doubt that there's a direct cause and effect there.

Open your eyes! They're stinking Bronte lovers!