Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

K-Lo Tweets: Greatest Tweet Ever

Kathryn Jean Lopez truth be told, id welcome some kind of patdown or SOMETHING 4 some1 on amtrak. i'd feel a little safer.club acela didn't even check my card.
1 hour ago via web


On the one hand, I admire K-Lo's ability to get a little foreplay out of the TSA. A girl has to get her jollies where she can in this harsh world. On the other hand, and I never thought I'd say this, I feel sorry for the TSA employees. The media made the body scanners and pat-downs sound like they'd be getting free porn and a little surreptitious groping, but instead they're forced to search K-Lo and explain why this doesn't mean that they are now engaged.

I'm surprised that K-Lo doesn't demand to have everyone in the NRO office scanned as well. How can she feel safe knowing that her torture-loving, gun-happy co-workers might go Full Metal Wingnut and decide to take out everyone who ever annoyed them?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boy, I'd bet she'd just LOVE a cavity search....

Kia said...

The media made the body scanners and pat-downs sound like they'd be getting free porn and a little surreptitious groping, but instead they're forced to search K-Lo and explain why this doesn't mean that they are now engaged.

Well, this line is what I'm going to be thankful for this Thanksgiving day.

Spy Hill said...

In K-Lo's fantasies, is Mitt wearing the TSA uniform with Lopez playing the role of traveller, or is it the other way around?

KWillow said...

Would she, or any of the nitwits at NRO, strip naked at the command of TSA agents, allow her clothes to be pawed through while an official ogles her for explosives taped to her... naughty bits, probably taking photos? Because that is what the xray scanner is doing.

Ewwww- she probably would! After all, "it keeps me safe!"

Safe from WHAT? Define "safe".

Anonymous said...

If klo only grasped that she could "play" a submissive in a dominant/submissive relationship she could have all the sex she wants. Poor thing, she doesn't know that and is doomed to a life of celibacy and only imagining getting her rocks off.

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