Monday, April 5, 2010
Meet Ross Douthat
Hi! I'm Ross Douthat. The New York Times is paying me a fortune to say that all news reporting should be biased. Since liberals are Democratic Party hacks and conservatives are much more independent-minded, all shows should be hosted by men like Michael Kinsley, Pat Buchanan, Tucker Carlson and Robert Novak. All news shows should only have conservative guests as well, like on "The Daily Show." Or maybe Gore Vidal. You know who's just like Gore Vidal? Glenn Beck!
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I was leaked part of MM & PS wedding vows:
Msgr Douthat: Do you promise to honor, obey & never use contraception?
MM: I will never live my life for another.
PS : Hi, my name is Peter & I'm an alcoholic.
Cong: Hi, Peter!
(MM slaps Peter with a flounder)
PS : Why a turbow?
MSGR Douthat: TurboT! The T is not silent! Think of the feTuses!
MM : the guests will now display their Amazon receipts.
I think they're still working on it.
What do preganant Randians do? Drink and smoke to spite the little freeloader?
Uhoh. Ross woke the Glennzilla by making up a new lie about Rachel Maddow.
http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2010/04/05/douthat/index.html
Oh goody!
"Release the Glenzilla!"
What do preganant Randians do? Drink and smoke to spite the little freeloader?
This occurred to me, yes. That (mercifully, to the unborn, unconceived) Rand never had children.
THERE's a comedy sketch. (With her feckless painter husband as "Dad.")
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