Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Friday, October 24, 2008

Kathleen Parker: The Petite Mort of John McCain

Kathleen Parker says that McCain's penis led him to choose Palin, something I've said as well, more or less.

As my husband observed early on, McCain the mortal couldn't mind having an attractive woman all but singing arias to his greatness. Cameras frequently capture McCain beaming like a gold-starred schoolboy while Palin tells crowds that he is ‘exactly the kind of man I want as commander in chief.’ This, notes [writer Robert] Draper, ‘seemed to confer not only valor but virility on a 72-year-old politician who only weeks ago barely registered with the party faithful.’

It's all about McCain's manhood. Everything, from Palin to Iran to "that one." It was taken away in Vietnam, and he can't rest until he erases the past.

3 comments:

Julia Grey said...

Have you noticed how he's always twisting his wedding ring when he looks at Palin?

CREEEEEPY.

anangryoldbroad said...

Unresolved. High. School. Issues.

Palin is McCain's hawt prom date,all the other guys are soooo jealous. I'm betting this Palin schoolboy fantasy thing is wearing just a tad thin in alot of conservative marriages right about now.

It's annoying when boys do this,it's obnoxious and obscene when grown men do it. Way to bring the dignitude to the election GOP. Blech,it's icky.

Susan of Texas said...

Julia Grey, no I haven't. I'll have to look for that.

Angryoldbroad, now that the conservative party has broken down the edict against women in secular power over men, I wonder if religious power will follow. There's a lot of money to be made in televangelism, and throwing sex into the mix is a sure-fire path to success.