Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Bloodthirsty Dolt Lectures Obama

Jonah Goldberg, a deeply stupid man, wipes the Special Sauce off his thick fingers and plunks out a moronic article about not-yet-President Obama's weakness on the War on Terror-ish Activities.
After 9/11, the gloves were off. The far left beseeched the government to retaliate with, at most, a proportionate response, but no one cared.

No quotes, no cites, because it's a lie.
We toppled the Taliban as a warm-up act
Except now they control Afghanistan.
Terrorists weren’t criminals anymore, they were enemy combatants, ineligible for the Geneva Conventions.

To our eternal shame. Nice to see you admit we ignore the Geneva Conventions, though.
But the war in Iraq and reports of American zeal in the war on terror have left a sour taste in our mouths.

You mean people reacted negatively to Gitmo and Abu Ghraib. Can't imagine why. Maybe it's because they knew it would make matters worse.
That there have been no terrorist attacks on our soil only bolsters the sense that terrorism is manageable, even banal.

There would have been no terrorist attacks but incompetent Bush let Bin Laden attack the US and let the anthrax mailer get away too. Zero for two. Very impressive.
Barack Obama leads a counteroffensive from a legal establishment that wants to treat terrorists like any other criminals. Terrorists in Mumbai or Jeddah are little more than the squeegee men of the New World Order.
Movement conservatives are trivialize themselves into obscurity. Nobody deserves it more.

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