Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Ask Susan

Today we are starting a new feature at this blog. Besides the Serials, on-going tales of our favorite bloggers, we now have Ask Susan!, in which I, Susan, answer questions you have been dying to know, providing hard-hitting answers to important questions. As my expertise includes no background on food, politics, or economics, I am an ideal consultant. Oh, look! I have mail!

Dear Susan,

Will Citibank fail?

A Fan

Dear Fan,

I don't know. Let's see what somebody else says. Hmm, it's impossible to say.

Regards, Susan

That's all for this week, folks. Tune in next week for hard-hitting answers to important questions.


Anonymous said...

Dear Susan,
How is it that a no-talent hack with little knowledge of her supposed area of expertise continues to be employed by what used to be one of the most prestigious outlets of intellectualism in the country?

Susan of Texas said...

Dear clever pseudonym,
Through natural superiority, by virture of being born in the Upper West Side of New York, the most specialest place in the entire world.
Best, S.