Shorter Megan McArdle--It's wrong to call people fascist; you're using the definition dishonestly. And it's wrong to call liberals fascists as well.
More shorter: I can't help myself; I love me some rich folks. Mmmm, money. Money, money, money.
Another shorter: Incredibly, unbelievably, unprofessionally, I am quoting Red State, therefore everything I say is suspect.