Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Stupid's Go To Girl

Kathryn Jean Lopez introduces a new meme to the world via e-mails to NRO; a meme so wonderfully idiotic, patently false, and achingly dog-whistlesque that it is sure to become an Internet Tradition.

we have reports of possible voter intimidation in some way — pennsylvania.
republicans saying that two black panthers have been
blocking the doorway of one polling locations

i do not even know where to begin, but we have reached a polling place in
the city of philadelphia. one of the two black panthers who
was allegedly blocking the door is standing right over here, with an accused us
of intimidating voters because we were here with a camera and microphone

we got a phone call that there was intimidation going on. i walked up
to the door, two gentlemen in black panther guard, one
brandishing a nightstick, standing in front of the door.

but the implication is that you were telling me that the black panthers were there to intimidate white voters from coming to this location?

this is the first time i have heard of black panthers being stationed outside of a polling place. the one gentleman who is still here, he is a poll-watcher? [type change is mine--s/t]

Ahhhhhh! The black panthers are going to get you!!! Oh noes!!!

K-Lo, you are as disgusting as you are naively moronic. You are the perfect conduit for stupid. You are the shit-moat of conservative politics.


Anonymous said...

Who in the hell transcribed that "rough transcript" and what in the world is wrong with their grasp on grammar? Has the entire damn professional print media lost their freaking abilities to edit and spell?

And how in the hell do they know those people are BLACK PANTHERS? Are they wearing t-shirts or decoder rings or something?

Susan of Texas said...

There's video--one "Panther" was a poll watcher, the other "Panther" stood with him with a night-stick in his hands, and the poice were called.

That might be it--one Panther.

Susan of Texas said...


Anonymous said...

Oh my goodness. ONE? Is this what awaits us if (when, fingers crossed) Obama is elected?

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, 2 GOP poll workers in Indiana were removed for actually, inappropriately challenging Democratic voters, prompting an apology and distancing statement from the local Republican party.

Susan of Texas said...

When Obama is elected, I want the Secret Service to be replaced by the Black Panthers. That'll make the skinhead wanna-be assassins think twice.

By the looks of it, Jonah Goldberg was about to lose his lunch at the sight of a black man in a suit.