As I have my traditional post-Christmas back ache, let's be short and bitter.
"Life Imitates Art"--Actually, Art Satirizes Life. Or maybe Art Imitates Life. But Life is not imitating Art. Stop being stupid, woman. You're middle-aged and it's not cute anymore.
Also, although this is irrelevant, a little black dress is not always appropriate wear. Walking around in the day shooting blogginghead intros in a cocktail dress makes you look like vicious hag Ann Coulter, McArdle, and that's not a good look.
There's also a post that blathers on and on for no reason but to dismiss regulation. That's so last year. Much like her dress.