Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Republicans Help Save (Bad) Marriages

Some divorce lawyers say that business has slowed or that clients are
deciding to stay together because there are no assets left to help them start

Who knew that the plan to extract as much money from American suckers as possible before swanning off to Switzerland's private banks was really a plot to help marriage?

Next: Republicans put lead, thallium and aresenic in the water to kill babies in the womb and prevent them from becoming teenagers and having sex. Thanks, Bush!


Righteous Bubba said...

I don't understand how Republicans expect to have anybody left to bomb.

Susan of Texas said...

Maybe that's why they're trying to outlaw birth control pills.