Atlas Shrugged: The Mocking

Monday, July 27, 2009

No Birth Control For You

Shorter Ross Douthat: I tried to have some sort of intercourse about Iraq but the Left was like a chunky Reese Witherspoon, masticating on Colin Powell's UN presentation and spilling its breasts out of its protests. I wanted to surge into Iraq but the Left wanted a premature withdrawal. If we withdraw, Iraq will swell into violence and give birth to a Middle Eastern abomination, one that even the Left can't abort.


Downpuppy said...

Douthat is never clear, but he seems to be willing to entertain requests for absolution from those who were right about Iraq, if they show him proper reverence.

From his archives -

7 years ago, he was a sick fuck.

Susan of Texas said...

There's nothing more insulting than someone telling you that even though he's always wrong and you're always right, he should be in charge. Maybe the right is correct--the US is too soft. The Spartans would have tossed his little candy ass over a cliff tout de suite.