Less Studious Megan: I'd love to describe how this business writer is wrong about baggage fees but that would take more work than I am willing to devote to my job, which I dearly love and see as a public service worthy of endless sacrifices.
Less Canny Megan: I am quoting Katherine Mangu-Ward, a perky up-and-coming Reason staffer who was born in a test tube, weaned by Ayn Rand, and fed on an endless supply of self-satisfied self regard. In four years she will be given my job at one third my salary.
Less Critical Megan: The American capitalist system is perfect, especially if you are on its lowest rung, are powerless, and are forced to work for exploitation wages in under-regulated industries.
McArdle's other posts were too atrocious to abbreviate; sometimes the horror just can't be boiled down to one sentence.