Dear Glorious God in Heaven,*
Thank you, thank you, thank you! McCain's VP choice is the most wonderful thing to happen in this roller coaster ride we call an election. Thank you for her wingnuttiness, for her unmarried teen daughter who is pregnant, for her oil and gassiness, for her penchant for firing her enemies, for her connection to fringe separatists at the Alaska Independent Party. She's a freaking pinata of embarrassment, who only needs a couple of whacks to spill forth the goodies. Anyone who holds back because she is a woman and mother is a fool.
ADDED: K-Lo thinks people should leave the mommy-to-be alone. Too bad Rich Lowry already wrote a post lauding Palin for carrying her baby with Down Syndrome to term. If it's okay to flog Trig for votes, it's fair to talk about the pregnant daughter too.
*still an atheist, btw.